Anonymous
Rockland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
nopanties
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
blank
United States
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
tessisue
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Germany
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Top comments
mt631 18
I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
Vintage_Cola 29
Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
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weveallbeenthere 30
I'm sure he was enjoying the lapdance till that point. be more careful next time.
Not_Impressed13 9
Don't worry, OP! I'm sure your lap dances will improve with more practice! ;-)
yeahthatsmeee 10
I'm sure he wasn't pumped about that...
715chiefs 15
That's the second pump on him that your ass made a ruckus with.
Enslaved 38
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" "Breakfast Club" flashback.
RedPillSucks 33
sometimes love don't feel like it should, baby it hurts so good.
9echo 17
Shame on you, OP. That wasn't a very sweet thing to do
worldclassrager 41
Is he okay? Be more careful OP
marcranger 29
Having had that happen to me from less sexy causes, I'm cringing in sympathy. OP, I'm not voting YDI when it was clearly an accident, but this is why there needs to be an FHL button!
pam241 15
All I can say is... OH MY GOD
shudson186 17
I know I shouldn't laugh, but seriously?? Lmao