Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Hootieknows 0
I would tell too
Kira_fml 0
I hope this is fake
i_hate_my_life22 0
im not sure if im rite or watever but i think u shuld tell ur mom..that u were sneaking out and that ur dad was cheating sorry to hear about that too
bigcrazymike 6
Don't listen to all these people telling you to tell your mom. You need to tell your father to tell your mom. Since you were sneaking out of the house, I assume you're a minor. If they divorce/separate over this, then it's not something that you are going to want on your conscience. Give your father an ultimatum, and if he won't tell her, then you should.
love_jd13 0
That's terrible! Seriously, tell your Mom. It's more important that you not getting in trouble, and she has the right to know. Not only for the sake of their marriage and her dignity, but for health reasons... who knows what he could be bringing home because of this. Plus, I highly doubt that you sneaking out will be a priority for her with a cheating husband on her plate, so don't be too worried about that. It just might be better for her to hear it from you than to find out some other way. Though hurtful, she'll appreciate your honesty and support. I'm really sorry to hear about this though. Bless you and your family. Hope everything works out.
americayay 0
you're a bad person if you don't tell her. that and you're selfish if you don't tell her.
OrgasmicRainbow 0
Tell your mom. :/
kdaddy 0
that is a truly ****** up situation
DGoat420 0
I agree with #218, thats a shitty situation. Talk it out with your parents and try to get a marriage counselor. Divorce ain't pretty, at least not for my parents.
rafaelaugusto94 0
Agree with #8 lol your dad its stupid!!