Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
shirvon100 0
its gud to establish bonds and agreements with your parents, plus you just got a lifetime free passs
fdyourmom 0
It's likely that you're a teen which means you're supposed to sneak out anyway, it's in your nature. Chances are, unless you were committing a crime, you couldn't have been doing anything that bad to begin with. Either way. tell your mom, you would not want to have this on your conscience for the rest of your life, and it seems to me that this was not the first time he's done this. Tell her.
tomFTW 0
O.O XD
sickinlove13 0
1. You didn't assume your dad was cheating on your mom? What other explanation could there be for him sneaking out in the middle of the night, into another house, with a bottle of wine? For real. 2. Tell your mom. It doesn't matter if she's a controlling bitch or anything like that. She deserves to know. My boyfriend cheated on me in November and a friend was covering for him and other friend claims he didn't know anything about it [which I don't know if I believe or not]. I knew something was up and I knew something was going to happen. Lo and behold, it did and I had to find out the hard way - seeing a giant hickey on the side of his neck.
Lucy111 0
lets just say that my pops cheated on my mom for 8 years and my whole family knew sept my mom and my sisters and i. i wish that my family had said SOMETHING over those long 8 years you know?! you should tatle!
whyXD 13
Agree with everyone that says tell your mom. Its a pretty big decision, how close are you with your parents?
lolthatsasucker 0
I would so tell your mom!
Errrkkellayyy 0
Tell your mom! ******* scummy mother ****** hahaha that's you're dad!
Yyz 0
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! A family that lays together stays together!
calicokitea 0
Make the right choice and tell your mother. Not to be cruel, but at least you won't get in trouble for sneaking out.