Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
Miooow 16
Tell your MOM! You didnt cheat your DAD did!
102muzicluver 2
I would tell your mom it's his own fault & you would feel guilty if you didn't tell her
KingCross_fml 3
Use it to get a car!
XTheGiftedGametX 0
DO NOT TELL YOUR MOTHER. You will mess up your family life so much, it's not worth it. So what, men cheat, just hold him to his word, and make sure he doesn't do it again, cause if he does, you can tell your mother.
endurancefan212 21
So what, men cheat? The OP's mom has a right to know that her husband is cheating on her, because noone deserves that. I think in the context of the situation, the OP wouldn't get in trouble for sneaking out anyway. Don't make such disgusting, ignorant comments. IDK about you, but I would NEVER want to be in such a dishonest relationship.
LarissaT18 18
Dang that sucks. Sorry op...
rydin10 18
Dude...
ForeverJasmine 26
Blackmail the dude to get all the things you want... And the. Tell your mom.
The_Markinator 5
looks like you get what you want for your birthday
esamolwan 18
Like father like son
gtacodhalolad 4
80 inch tv Xbox one ps4 3 grand computer iPhone I pad and buy me a truck and I'll keep it a secret
HighlandShadows 48
Might be pushing that a little bit, mom's bound to get suspicious when dad is suddenly lavishing the kid with so many gifts.