Today, I, a 33 year-old guy, had to explain to my 27 year-old girlfriend that she does NOT pee out of her vaginal opening, but does in fact have a separate hole she pees from. She didn’t believe me. After showing her a diagram of the female anatomy online, she said, “Yeah well I don’t have one of those.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that women have another hole that they pee out of. I'm 37. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that it’s weird to defecate into your hand and throw it from the shower into the toilet. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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SamanthaThe1st 23
That's frightening
RichardPencil 32
With what we're learning about transgender people these days, you just never know what you're gonna see down there. Maybe she doesn't identify as someone with a peehole. I don't know what the pronouns for that are.
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RichardPencil 32
With what we're learning about transgender people these days, you just never know what you're gonna see down there. Maybe she doesn't identify as someone with a peehole. I don't know what the pronouns for that are.
Marcella1016 32
Pee said shpee said.
SamanthaThe1st 23
That's frightening
Vian Valiant 5
well she CAN have ectopic draining of ureters into the ****** (instead into the urinary bladder). rare but possible
Chazzster 32
I would hope you have now learned that there is no point in arguing over some things. Maybe girlfriend is “unusual” but more likely it’s just that she is misinformed and cannot see her own female parts very well. But either way, you don’t have to be right or the expert on everything. Just let it go…