Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
lilmissallie 0
lol, caught up. did you tell?
Snowjob 0
DID U TELL???!!!!!
xbassplayax 0
blackmail all the way. and if he tells that he saw u sneaking out, just say why he saw you. instant win. but srsly fyl bro. thas harsh
bcbaby108 2
I don't think ur mom will care so much about u sneaking out once she hers about ur dad
ParkersGirl 0
haha oh damn!
Ecklcakes 15
Hey did anyone realise all he was doing was taking some wine into a house, he could have just snuck out for a poker night or something and didn't want his wife to know becausr she didn't approve. OP do not tell your mum until you know you fully understand the situation, confront your dad and say you know he was cheating on her. Hr will admit if he did and let you know if he didn't.
strawberryspacejam 11
tip mom off anonymously and leave if u havent done so yet
newburton13 26
I hope you told your mom. If he can't be faithful to the woman he married, I'd be cautious about how faithful he would be to his flesh and blood.
JTorres8 6
Are you sure he's cheating?! He could have been going 2 a party or sumthing! But if he is cheating, you NEED to tell your mom!
Miooow 16
Screw his ass! Plus I gather what OP did isn't half as bad as what his dad did!