Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
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Comments (291)
KjoeLjan 4
Why would you touch your grandfather's g-string?
bluegoldfish 7
cool you can borrow them :)
ThatLooksSticky 16
Reminds me of the time I used my grandpa's computer and discovered his most recent google search was for "senior sex." ::shudder::
dudeitsdanny 10
Would you prefer to have found "big titty asians" or "ten year old *****"? I felt dirty just thinking up and typing those.
Shinygirlnz 1
Today I was nosing around my grandparents stuff and found their sex toys, then I touched one, because I'm a nutbar.
maphineRAWRS 10
win
mismonroe 0
Sounds hot.
TheSithAssassin 15
I am far more interested in why you decided to touch it.....
enonymous 9
Weren't you asking for a pony when you're a kid? surprise they got one!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh dear... Go grandpa, go!
Yournamehere42 7
Grandpa walks in the room-"Hey baby, you wanna ride?" Then the horse neighs all on it's own. That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. If I were a man, I would use that on some stoned girl and laugh about the reaction for the rest of my life.
toriluva 0
I <333 old ppl tester day was Grammys b day I <3333 her ... but ur grandma and grandpa ewwwie my Grammy and pa pie lol r done with that stuff they through it away ... how would u Evan no what one looks like lmfao
Yournamehere42 7
I could barely understand anything in your comment except for the last sentence, but I'm pretty sure it isn't that difficult to tell what it looks like. It's a g-string... that's sized for a man.
ReynshineCutting 10
Wow my brain is bleeding.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
That's what happens when you ditch English class.
JenL_fml 7
What the heck are you saying?! o.O
amberita28 0
lmfao!
you_freak 7
That took far too much effort to read
twobig4u 3
lmao!!!