nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
bloody good time
🌶️ Spicy
Nosebleed
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Raise the pressure
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Sharing is caring
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Anonymous
Alg, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
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Comments (191)
MissLadyCaliver 0
at least you won't have to worry about him faking it
mattrd_fml 31
wow. more like FHL.
sblhaine 0
poor guy. hope you have stocked up on tissues
Neukmijnleven 9
I really think his life sucks even more than yours.
trollolololo 0
he's ur bf, get over it
ckay6 0
well now youll know if hes faking or not!
CaptainPickles72 18
And I thought cleaning up one liquid sucked!
VittiChan 2
yes, good man and a fellow otaku. Girl, u need some serious anime watching to do. *nosebleed*
XxGuard 0
YDI for choosing sex and the guy. Give the guy a break... everyone is different. What do you do when you ******? Squeal like a pig? lol he probs can come up with something to say badly about you.
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
how is it that you only just noticed this if it's "every" time he orgasms?
LifesLovelyRoses 4
good point.... I guess the world will never know