nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
bloody good time
🌶️ Spicy
Nosebleed
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Raise the pressure
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Sharing is caring
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Anonymous
Alg, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
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Comments (191)
Sunny_Eclipse 6
You're dating an anime character?
Jocey465 0
thats horrible
artnotwar 4
Wait... isn't his blood supposed to be being pumped the other direction..? ;)
deathkid1 0
I miss pervy sensei!!!!
Candyyy123 0
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not supposed to happen.
BloodyRabbit 0
That happens all the time in amime...
trebleclef_steve 1
he probably just has a weak vein in his nose... he can get it cauterized by his GP it takes a few seconds (doesn't hurt)
lastday27 10
is he japanese???
catslovebeer 6
O_O ok
scottyspot 11
Sounds like his life is an anime!