Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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GemmaStyles 14
What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?
Pleonasm 36
Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.
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Comments (119)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Get your own place...if you can't your not old enough :P
amifaiyaz 12
Was the car really the only other place?
nVALKry 10
Intimacy is fine... just not with your mother around.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Simple solution do it in his house. Or your garage technically it's not in the house
buddy51 23
OP, as the Beatles said, "Why don't you do it in the road?"!!!!! Maybe that, or the front yard, or in a tree, or in a box, or with a fox or with a goat or on a boat, or in a moat, maybe somewhere will be ok with your mom- but I think the real message here is that she doesn't want you getting intimate here, there, or anywhere!!! Give up or get her out of your life and do what gives you pleasure!! But remember, wherever you end up doing it, no glove, no love! Be safe, OP and don't get an STD- the fun isn't worth damaging your life!!
Lorysa 11
Never do it in the car; as you learned, that's the first place they check. Do you live out in the country? Have your boyfriend keep a thick blanket, a sheet and some bug repellant in his trunk. Cornfields are great, but when that's not an option, look for large fields with tall grass or thick woods (as long as there aren't any bears where you live). Bonus points if you can find a willow tree with branches that hang all the way to the ground like a curtain. Any sexcapades should, of course, be done at night, if at all. Alternatively, if your mom tells you "Sex is fine, just not outside" then there's always Mars or something. :P
IvyPalin 7
Would the backyard suffice? Maybe the roof? If she's so insistent on not letting you do anything where you can't be seen.
_W00H00_ 6
Here's your sign.
Locoluis 15
Therefore too young to have sex anyway.
tmsk2013 1
cant please everyone!!