Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
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RickySleeves 20
You had sex in a cop's car?
classicsparkles 17
I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@
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Comments (52)
Ethan_Anonymous 28
I really don't know what to say about this one
ARetardedSeal 24
I hope he was professional enough not to bring up your previous encounter
SlimDanny 15
I'd just like to say I love the simplicity of your profile pictures #1.
Koolaidandtacos 21
Well um FML??
dariboy 12
Well at least you weren't robbed
anonymous100000 17
yeah but now the cop knows where they live lol
liliyalee89 4
he would of already known where they live by their licensees.
dakatabg 31
That is funny, what was his reaction? You again?
Shamanskinator 15
Maybe it was the same cop because he was the one who broke in before the first encounter :D
Redoxx_fml 22
Should've made him search the whole house and the entire neighborhood.
RickySleeves 20
You had sex in a cop's car?
Redoxx_fml 22
Serves him right for leaving it open
AmayaR 12
Modifiers are important people ?
haleymak_ 14
I missed that, kudos to you #9
Davjwx 7
Those dangling participles, gotta always watch them.
Redoxx_fml 22
Awkwardly laugh most likely
classicsparkles 17
I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@
venomousflower 24
Sometimes you just gotta get it done right then and I guess the cop car was the closest enclosed space they could find
classicsparkles 17
I am 99.9905% sure she meant her boyfriend's car and they would both be in jail for breaking and entering and indecent exposure inside government property if they somehow made it into a police car together, alone. -_-
trickster91420 21
Sometimes you just want to be spontaneous and have sex in new places. When you have been with the same woman for 5+ years you do thinks to keep the spark alive. But then again i was smart enough to do it in a car with tinted windows... And you park in a public spot. In a alley or the end of a road is just suspicious. That's the type of things cops look for.
russfml 31
Car sex is fun and part of the fun is the chance knowing you can get caught. Ya it does suck when you get caught though lol
Zebediabolical 45
I love having sex with girls in a very uncomfortable place. Like the back seat of a Volkswagen.
victorvldv 8
When you're in a relationship you have sex anytime, anywhere.
trickster91420 21
Try the back seat of a mustang. That requires flexibility.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm paraphrasing Mallrats.
isisorchid 16
Backseat of a Matrix and a Neon. That was uncomfortable.