Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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GemmaStyles 14
What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?
Pleonasm 36
Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.
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Comments (119)
maximus_prime 24
I guess they made a big boo boo by getting busted by the cops.
ShakeDisPlace 10
well your caught, might as well finish up before you too are arrested.
Iloveyoualexis 7
He's so cheap he can't get a hotel room? Maybe you should reconsider your man lol.
michaelm1290 23
I'm sorry, but getting a hotel room just to get "intimate" seems a bit excessive
Danielle7994 18
34, Don't you think that's a pret-ty shallow thing to say?
Zebediabolical 45
She's so cheap she can't get a hotel room? Maybe he should reconsider OP. That was sarcasm. This isn't. It's a two way street, she can also kick in some loot.
Danielle7994 18
Exactly 42! She shouldn't have to rely on her boyfriend to pay for a room that they're both spending time in.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Not everyone dates people for their money.
Capriccio22 13
Had to re read this one, at first I thought your mum was in the car with you. Thank god for the 'later' is all I can say!
worldclassrager 41
Car is okie...just better with tinted windows...you're better off at his house...
Callilah 13
Maybe you should have gone to his house??
KCLASSEH 8
Go to a hotel. Don't feel bad everyone has done it in the car at one point in their lives.
VeganVampyre 27
I haven't.
zolziski 11
Not dead yet, are you? ;)
Enslaved 38
I think mom's just telling you to be more discreet in your sexual escapades. She doesn't need to know about it and the neighbours and cops don't need to know about it. :P
andrekrivo 20
just keep it in your pants, lady!
amypr 20
YDI, YDI, YDI. There's no need to screw in a public area - if you want to so badly, save up and get a place of your own. Nothing in here says "FYL" in the least.