Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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SilentRambler 3
This is why pony **** is not okay. Grown men can watch the show, that's fine, but making **** of children's characters is a whole other story..
halfawannabe 14
OMG, that poor kid. I didn't find **** of my favorite shoes until my teens
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Looking up kids shows online seems to he risky these days since sick ***** get online and start sharing these kind of pictures.
BlackbishopTWG 6
MLP is the reason for rule 34... YDI for letting av kid use an unsecured internet access to look up MLP pictures
A_lonesome_soul 22
This is why safe search is a thing
Startled_Toenail 21
A similar thing happened to my six year old sister. She was printing pics to colour in and was really upset even though she didn't understand what she saw she told us "I can't get that nasty picture out of my head" how a grown man can ********** to animated horses from a show for little kids just confuses and disgusts me. They even have my little pony sex toys the sick bastards.
fantasyworld 39
I'm sure that's traumatizing for her. People take innocent young kid things and make them dirty.
Godzillapro14 8
Welcome to the Internet.
KayPlay 19
.......my little porny. sorry. bad joke. I'll leave
tanman230 10
I'm so used to the shit I see online that I forget simple stuff like that can freak people out lmao