Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
ouijacorn 9
This is why bronies are the ******* worst. They're especially notorious for hijacking content made for little girls and making it unsafe for the target audience. And people may say "well, people do that for everything", but that doesn't excuse it.
DoomSkuller 28
You're right, it doesn't excuse it, but I think the main reason for that argument is because the mlp fandom always gets the most extreme hate even when nothing provokes the hate in a given situation, versus other fandoms. Sometimes, most a person might say is "I like mlp" and everyone else automatically jumps onto the "attack the brony" bandwagon and throws around every curse, insult and slur they can think of even when they don't pertain to the situation, and it's entirely unfair and unjustified.
acertwo 17
People are ruining this world
danandphil 12
oh dear Jesus that's bad
randomblahh 10
and that's why you supervise
BeenIt 5
Scarred for life.
Octopudding 17
I hope you guys know that not all Bronies are to blame. This goes fir furries too. A lot of us think that's just wrong and only watch the show to satisfy our inner children. Nowadays, even things like Disney princesses have been sexualized. If you've seen the show, book, or movie etc, then you can bet there's explicit drawings and videos of it.
nevereyes 31
YDI, you should have had some kind of parental control on there.........
Silverien 4
Rule 34: If it exists, there is **** of it. NO EXCEPTIONS.
bunnybean12321 18
and there you have the curse of the brony cloppers
LucilleLeMeledo 5
As someone who is a part of the Brony fandom, I can assure you that this sadly happens a lot since at least half of us are adults.