Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
britbrat237 14
that guy diserved a smack in the face.
middlenamefrank 8
Actually, he was wrong, your daughter was correct. Duck tape was commissioned by the military as a tape that could be used underwater; the word "duck" indicates that it's made of plastic and therefore waterproof. You can't use it on heating ducts, though many people try -- it can't take the heat, will become brittle and break apart. So in addition to being a rude prick, that guy in the hardware store is also, by his own words, a dumb ****.
zykrithium 22
I'm guessing he was wearing a fedora and had a neck beard.
LH_FIRE_22 12
In front of a 6 year old? I would have beat the hell out of that guy
sassymolassy 7
This makes me unreasonably angry. I'm so sorry. People can be such asshats.
skittles1794 8
It's not called duck tape? ?
mam1990 0
Ummm that guy needs to be jacked in the mouth!!! What an asshole!!!! I'd mess someone up if they called my daughter the c-word!
rosebud2175 3
You should have beaten the bastard for using that language towards your young daughter. Stupid ***** like him deserve it
lizink7 4
I would have beat the shit out of him if he had talked to my daughter like that. And cut off his balls. Whos the **** know asslicker!
PurpleKicks 22
What an arsehole! Who the hell calls a 6 year old a dumb ****? I mean really? I'd have kicked his ass there and then!