Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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omgFMLlolz 0
slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"
ArtIsResistance7 1
Make me.
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Comments (133)
joshgoth98 0
minuets?
pingpongpickle 8
how do people do that? I can't drive with one hand haah
Averizzle 0
Not that hard to drive with one hand..
pingpongpickle 8
yeah but I have issues. :)
corbincorbin 0
haha dnt we all
pingpongpickle 8
no 12, it's driving with one hand for me because when I try to pull down the sun thingy that has a mirror on it I swerve hahah
KiddNYC1O 22
lmfaooo that's funny. and it's quite easy triple p =p
is300k 0
why FML? cha ching ching ching ching ching my neck...my back....my neck and my back nooo
katTKD 0
thats sucks op. I hate it when people text and drive :( it scares me
rallets 23
everyones talking on the phone and driving nowadays. wish i could just slam into them and blame it on them. theyre on their phone, i think ive got a pretty good case. haha
cheesycockend 0
24 I'm gonna shit on your face
ATL_chris 6
car win
LMFAOwned 9
In Soviet Russia, YOU bang car!
JMWHS 0
the cell phone isn't the problem. everyone knows women shouldn't be behind the wheel plain and simple
lsufan003 0
I can drive with my dick, bitch
nerdsgetmehot 23
#37 Agreed! I'm glad talking on the phone while driving is illegal where I live...Although I guess that doesn't stop people from doing it. :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
#92 Girls can be violent and vengeful too!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#102 The quiet, "innocent" ones are the ones you have to watch out for.
nyrangers1022 6
typical women drivers...least u dont have to pay for it
Zukox 0
Proof that 100% of car accidents are caused by women. -Tosh ;) (Just a joke for you psycho sexism nazis)
BoyFromTheFuture 0
she probably cried and you let her go without involving the police or insurance.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Is it a coincidence that they are both female?or is it just me
pingpongpickle 8
42 I think the point is that they were both on cell phones
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ and? That's illegal xD at least in Minnesota it is
CrazyCatCookin 0
No that has nothing to do with it. Having a ****** is clearly the leading cause of car wrecks. Phones have nothing to do with it. I forgot where I was going with this joke...
CrazyCatCookin 0
Lol it'd be funny if you took someone to court for that. "Judge, she is clearly at fault here" "Do you have any evidence?" "Yes. She has no penis. She clearly cannot drive." "I object!" "Over-ruled." "Well he was drunk and on his phone. Plus he's blind." "Oh yeah? Well at least I have a penis."
OwNowBrownCow 0
At least they weren't texting. That would have been a lot worse.
CrazyCatCookin 0
At least they weren't sexting. That would have been a lot worse.
NagelBagel 0
OMFG THIS IS GAY
katplayer 4
What was she doing out of the kitchen? Was she going grocery shopping?
bishoprsv2 0
#50 That's how I won my lawsuit.
welandedonthemoo 5
no u think u drive better when ur on the phone. it's like a person saying they drive better when they're drunk
livefreeorFYL 0
lol im a righty and i use my left hand to drive. it isnt so hard. u get used to it, and its a lot more comfortable than using 2 hands
livefreeorFYL 0
its illegal in the state of california to even txt while driving.....
bwhahaha_fml 10
it's illegal in Ontario to use a cellphone without bluetooth
LK4D4 0
no u don't 33. ur just one the those girls who is oblivious to all others on the road. it's not ur fault is just u and the Rey of the female species.
kingghidorah 10
44- I thought it's only illegal in Minnesota if you're under 18. at least that's what I learned
imlagginglol 0
YDI for lagswitching on the freeway
albinomustang 0
****** women with their ****** phones and their ****** bad driving... jk
AboveTheRest 6
lmfaoo 21 - damn true!!
ellielovesyuh 0
your such a weirdo and even though your 16 I don't like you. mood- not interested
ScoobaSteveDrown 0
fiddly **** my ******* face
ZleveL 0
32 your pic is ePIC. see what I did there? oooh sneaky me >:)
thatonek1d 0
24 ur a fickin genius!!
Anaxes 5
Ah, wonderful, more women conforming the crappy woman driver stereotype as well as the stereotype they can't shut the hell up for 10 minutes. #50, that made me laugh.
kaiser67_fml 0
#5 and others that can't drive with one hand, its called a standard. Not that hard. Bitches need to get off thier phones though, can't drive well already. Why make it wors?
ladiesman14 0
there are 2 types of people who talk or text while driving. Pussy Whipped Guys and ***** Girls with erotic ads on craigslist. telling yourself this will make you less mad while you pass them. try it.
Lythiaren 8
Agreeing with 105. Stereotypes have to come from somewhere, and idiots like these serve only to support those stereotypes. You think it's bad enough having a ****** on the road? I had the tremendous misfortune to be both female and Asian. It's like I'm genetically predisposed to be the shittiest of shitty drivers.
NzxtZ06 0
women.....nuff said.
omgmorganomg 0
lollollollollollol #59 h
MadPercussion 0
LOL @ 91
zeo812 0
Wow, That sux for u
omgFMLlolz 0
slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"
couchcat 25
Or he could just sue, not assault.
pzuggler 0
If she was hot, to call it even, you should have rear ended her.
iseefmls 0
Pizza.
loveisabitch10 0
random
Gfrigo 1
get out and crack the bitch in her face.
phonix74 0
you made me lol that was great
juicy_spirit 0
LOL haha
xojessi 0
Your life DEFINITELY sucks!
ArtIsResistance7 1
This is why I always carry a nine iron and a bowling ball in the back seat.
rallets 23
you go golfing and bowling after a car crash?
sourgirl101 29
I've thrown a hand full of pennies at crazy drivers before. Best money spent!
rallets 23
that doesnt seem like a bad idea
ArtIsResistance7 1
I'd be under par on the window that's for sure.
djbrooke12345 0
12- shut up.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Make me.
psuboy 0
it seems like having a bowling ball in the back seat when you crash could turn out bad. like if your head got replaced by it
onnielief 4
Geez, they should hand out higher fines for calling while driving!
xThatAsianGurlx 0
haha I wouldve told the bitch to stop tlking on her damn cellphone