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Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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Sexy talk

Anonymous - 29/12/2025 20:00

Today, after my cute girlfriend got out of the shower and was walking over to our bed. I asked, "Now that you're all clean, want to sit on my face?" To which she replied, "Ya sure, I've not gone poop yet." FML

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Technique

Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Hot shit

Well, shit - 07/12/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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st3buck3n 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:14

Shit happens

Doortje 29

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:15

His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".

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Sunday 23 January 2011 0:12

This is ridiculous. Your life is not ****** because your husband needed to use the toilet. You're married - you really need to grow up.

dasfro 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:08

i say that all the time to my wife. it happends.

ageofkyle 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:12

so the man had to poop.. its a natural thing so why judge him?

dt520 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:53

yikes you need more help than a nakey shower

monkeymagic 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:19

you should say ' yeah, thats what im asking, so shall we?? '

athena480 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:35

o don't think to much into that! my hubby does the samething. shit, shower, shave... the three "s"

NCR 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 7:32

shit happens

eric1152 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 7:38

Its called a blumpkin.

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Sunday 23 January 2011 11:39

My boyfriend does that all the time. Except he waits for me to get in the shower before he decides to do his business...

klmay34 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:26

Hey, at least he said sure!! :)

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