Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
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sunnyray812 42
It's a shame that your wife left you for someone else, but it's completely worse that she went for your sister, who is also in the wrong. I wonder how long this affair went on before you were told. They both lack major morals and common decency. You don't deserve either one of them in your life since they proved to not give a shit anyway. I'm sorry you are going through this. Stay strong.
Leeono 26
If they get married at least you can say you’re related to the Scissor Sisters
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sunnyray812 42
It's a shame that your wife left you for someone else, but it's completely worse that she went for your sister, who is also in the wrong. I wonder how long this affair went on before you were told. They both lack major morals and common decency. You don't deserve either one of them in your life since they proved to not give a shit anyway. I'm sorry you are going through this. Stay strong.
Leeono 26
If they get married at least you can say you’re related to the Scissor Sisters
Stephanie Seguin 10
😂😂😂😂😂
RichardPencil 32
All the women I meet are bisexual. When I mention sex, they say, “Bye!” I hope you mean EX-sister!
whiskey'swino 15
She put the sister-in-law to the test, not quite incest, but for the best? What a hot mess.
Rozay333 36
How much effort did you put into that? Lol
GUYMAINE 16
You can sue her for tons of money. That one guy is winning like 8 million
xxWTFxx1981 23
Gee talk about "et tu brute" that just sucks bro...
r 8
Hey, she kept it in the family.
Charlie Given 28
Wow sorry for ya OP but depending on where you live you can sue one or both of them and in certain areas this would be considered incest legally ,take it to those bitch's and teach them a lesson about being home wreckers 😠😈
TheSminty1 17
Your wife is bisexual YAY! She's attracted to your sister Ah CRAP!
Takegami 22
I think if I stick my head in a vat of boiling chlorine for an hour I’ll be able to forget what I just read