Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Today, my son told me he liked a girl, so I asked if they were friends. He said no, he's never spoken to her, but he watches her in class and follows her around. When I told him that was fucking creepy, my wife yelled at me. My kid is a stalker and my wife thinks it's cute. God help me. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, my wife reported our neighbor for leaving her son home alone while she works during the day. Her son is 13 years-old. I am so completely embarrassed and my wife keeps justifying what she did. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
In a world of people who are now overly paranoid about every little thing, I can understand how the wrong assumption was made. It's unfortunate that it reflected negatively upon yourself but I imagine this has been corrected by now and hopefully everyone will move on and mind their own business. :)
TheNewGuy03 29
Whoever called the fuzz on you is mind-bogglingly dunderheaded. People are too paranoid nowadays.
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Comments (70)
kbecks87 16
Why can't anyone just mind there own business anymore?
shade34 19
When would people learn to care less about other people's business and start minding their own!
convive 23
Assumption is the mother of all FMLs
zach055 23
All the people saying they "can understand" are idiots. I assume the OP is male. If it was a female no one would have said anything. This is pure sexism.
Geckosrock99 33
Actually, people would say things. Either gender is capable of sleeping with their students. It's wrong no matter what gender does it. Especially since it doesn't sound like a college setting.
igive 29
I thought Op was female.
juggalo2 22
I hope the situation was fully investigated. So many victims of child-abuse are victimized by someone in their immediate family.
ripleythebard 12
There's nothing to investigate. The report was, "that teacher is taking some student home with him/her!" That student was the teacher's child. That's all there is to it. You have to have a reason to investigate child abuse, and in this case there is none.
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
There was nothing about child abuse lol. It was concern over a random kid going home with a random teacher every day, because that could be sketchy, but the kid is OP's son. Honestly, did you even read the post?
dogestuffup 11
paranoia at its finest
sparkledoge 29
It's true that people should calm down with that because they assume things and call the police immediately, my boyfriend got in trouble because we're both 20 but he looks 30 and i look 14... Plus it's a little creepy that someone was observing you or your son to know you were going home everyday together.
Colon_Man 17
I guess teachers should be like Jedi. No relationships. No children. Running around defending the univers(ity) with a cool light sword...
autismom1999 8
This could of been handled by a conversation with the school office, this did not need to involve the police unless the office refused to help. Obviouly whomever called knew he was a teacher they could of just asked in the office, it was a douche bag move. If they didn't know he was a teacher they would have thought he was just another parent picking up their child. How hard would it be to just ask in the office. Yeah someone is an ass clown.
jvanevery 19
all these people commenting better safe than sorry don't understand what happens next. there is an allegation that someone is molesting a child. that puts everybody involved into the criminal justice system "except the reporter" it has to be recorded it has to be investigated and you put a blot on somebody's record 999 times out of a thousand there's nothing going on