Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
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Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
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Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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dramaqueen0703 12
How one does not know who is principal at their kids school🙄
RichardPencil 32
How has his job not come up in conversation? Do you guys just start boning the minute you get together?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
How has his job not come up in conversation? Do you guys just start boning the minute you get together?
dramaqueen0703 12
How one does not know who is principal at their kids school🙄
WistayShlaio82 13
I saw that movie too
mcsmee 8
Seems like it should be pretty easy to get your son reinstated and his record cleared. Assuming you're good in the sack, of course.
Itsheragain 9
tell him if he doesnt suspend your son youll make it up to him. Lmfao
boogerjt 6
Forest Gump😂