Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a nightmare where one of my young twins is fixated on spending as much time with her sibling as possible, while the other one is a complete introvert who wants her sister to leave her alone as much as possible. Either way, someone is upset and crying, mostly me. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Rhian00 17
Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!
Soninuva 41
Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!
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Comments (95)
strike2867 13
Your sister is in the same situation you are. She doesn't love either of them.
Lehk 9
"....You're standing on my neck....."
nunnsii92 9
This made me laugh. Not at your being single, but at your genius with your rabbit :)
KayleighS14 8
You don't have to worry about a rabbit calling you or canceling on a date. I'd go for the rabbit. They are always there for you.
MrSmarts 6
What kind of rabbit is it?
IT_Nird95 9
Well at least your not the one having the emotional breakdown. Keep your emotional balance and enjoy your rabbits company.
DFresh503 8
Don't focus on what you don't have OP, but rather what you do have! Not many people have a pattern hopping bunny :)
spottyblanket 8
Your life is more awesome, rabbits are awesome. Don't give it too many treats or it'll get a bad tummy. Relationships make life a lot harder, be single and sassy and awesome. You are not defined by having another person in your life.
xRezSynn 15
Good things come to those who wait. There's no hurry, OP!
guci101 14
I honestly think that rabbit thing is awesome.