Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a nightmare where one of my young twins is fixated on spending as much time with her sibling as possible, while the other one is a complete introvert who wants her sister to leave her alone as much as possible. Either way, someone is upset and crying, mostly me. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Rhian00 17
Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!
Soninuva 41
Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!
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Soninuva 41
Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!
Pesticides 19
rabbit racetrack> any relationship
Jake_Hale 7
Honestly I think OP has a more interesting life.
ariiewilliams 17
Rabbits can't break your heart. Men can. Looks like OP chose a keeper
Narcoterrorist 6
How would you have any way of knowing that?
areakiller525 9
I have a bunny
negb 30
OP, you sound like a flipping awesome person. Now let me go get some treats and my rabbit...we can have a rabbit circling party!
finalfantasyftw 10
#24, I had a rabbit I loved very much, but he ran away and broke my heart.
incoherentrmblr 22
Try dating websites.
cjack188 13
The awkward moment when you're not.........
cjack188 13
Sorry he changed his comment, now my original one doesn't make any sense :/
leogachi 15
Maybe he did it on purpose. What a dick.
Ashamed_Sister 60
What was his original comment?
cjack188 13
"First comment!!!!" Was his original post.
Rhian00 17
Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!
Mossears133 15
I'm picturing OP having her rabbit run in increasingly elaborate pattens before the rabbit and its path of running start glowing bright blue and the rabbit then turns into an epic advanced rabbit creature loosely based on the pattern it was running.
Rhian00 17
I wish I had a rabbit now. I want to try that out :/ apparently you can hypnotise chickens with chalk., so I might try that seeing as my sister has some :P
warriorkalia 3
That has to be the single coolest rabbit-related thing I've ever heard.
meihua 19
I'm picturing Bella Swan as the sister
Rhian00 17
That was my impression too :P
chanelvander 7
Maybe it's not the right time for you to have someone; it sure doesn't sound as though your sister is having too good a time with it anyway!
Soninuva 41
Exactly! Having a suitor can often lead to undesirable situations, as OP's sister demonstrated.
DeadJuntao 9
Honestly I'd rather watch a rabbit run in circles than be in your sister's situation.
MGITSWFTC 17
Hopefully OP is taking video and putting it up on YouTube
ThePaul007 14
I would choose cute animals over heart break anyday!
cuppycakeslove 20
Rabbits are cooler than men anyways! Props to you!
siobhan1993 7
Sounds like me. Maybe I should do that with my rabbit too.
leogachi 15
I'm 22 and have never had a boyfriend, but I would still rather be in your situation than your sister's.
TKay916 15
Love hits you when you least expect it.