Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a nightmare where one of my young twins is fixated on spending as much time with her sibling as possible, while the other one is a complete introvert who wants her sister to leave her alone as much as possible. Either way, someone is upset and crying, mostly me. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Rhian00 17
Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!
Soninuva 41
Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!
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Comments (95)
mikaellikestacos 14
I love rabbits so silly
Poetaster 10
She into threesomes?
mosquito19 14
be positive, you're the smart one.
skyeyez9 25
I have two nieces: One is very pretty since she was a baby. She turns heads everywhere she goes (dark brown hair, olive toned skin and big green eyes). Everybody always comments about how pretty her eyes are...etc The other one, is average. However the pretty one is extremely mean and the average one is nice one is very smart and kind. I predict guys flocking to the pretty (mean bitchy one) while ignoring her much nicer sister.
skyeyez9 25
Don't fret it too much OP. Every flower blooms in its own time. You will find someone.
mameburgess 7
can u date one of them to help your sister with her decision?
GhostDuck 30
I'm with you on that OP. I think your pastime is better, though. ._.
Epikouros 32
Honestly, you sound more interesting than the drama queen. One day you'll meet a cute, submissive vegetarian athlete with big front teeth who will hump you like a rabbit. You'll be enjoying romantic trips while your sister will be taking care of her kids from various deadbeats.
j_dixie 3
That's hilarious. I'd do that to watch my rabbit run in circles and I'm married. I wonder of it would work on my husband.
iLoveUnionJ 8
sounds like twilight.. yuck. Dont worry, OP, you'll find that special someone. good things come to those who wait