Kristen Duncan
Spokane, United States
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Fancy a pint?
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
jess
South Africa
Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
I am the passenger
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
chelseasdead
Creepy Crawly
Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML
yum
Sylmar, United States
Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
browngirl
Vernon, Canada
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Added protein
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
idiot
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
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Allie614032 34
Well... at least you didn't swallow it.
extremereviews 26
@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments
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RichardPencil 32
Was it “Never Gonna Let You Go?” When I get that earwig, I can hardly spit hard enough to get rid of it. Wait! It’s earworm, not earwig. Nvm. You’ve been Rick-rolled!
extremereviews 26
@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments
Thor1012 28
literally think the same...
jfsiv 17
At least he's not davecross...
HanBanana15 9
Occasionally, you're funny, but now you're trying too hard.
Lalala579121 28
Nah, we've been Richard-roll'd.
Marlon4136 4
The title of the song is "Never Gonna Give You Up." You just Great Valued an iconic Internet trope.
Allie614032 34
Well... at least you didn't swallow it.
gobiteme2 34
Protein
pjsr 33
A very drunk earwig
MitiMiki 16
Pro tip - Be civilized and always pour your beer into a glass. Not only does doing so prevent the accidental consumption of things other than beer, it will also make your beer taste much better by releasing the nitrogen and subsequently the bouquet of the brew. Remember, you taste with your eyes and nose just as much as you do your mouth!
LudA9844 11
I guess it was a ....beerwig
mariah hates her life 12
hey, at least I didn't bite you. That would have been painful
Neror 13
A beerwig?
Marlon4136 4
The only thing you should feel when drinking a beer is the buzz. That sucks, man.
Mozelle123 10
Pretty sure u can sue!!