Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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fretforyerlatte 0
whether you wear pads or tampons is your decision, but if you're going to wear thin, tight pants a pad would probably show a bulge anyway. if you're not down with tampons you probably should have saved that outfit for after your period was over... but either way FYL, that would be really embarassing.
cxal_fml 0
Only if you bought the pads from like 15 years ago or were using the kind dispensed in vending machines. Stayfree ultra thin isn't even a cm thick. To get a bulge from those you'd have to roll them up in a ball before putting them on your underwear
fretforyerlatte 0
it really depends what kind you get. the cheap ones can still be pretty bulky. my mom used to buy these gigantic pads..ugh.
ericavel 0
Bahaha. Gross!
MadeOfAwesome 1
What's wrong with wearing pads?? Everyone's like "omg, like grow up and wear tampons. Lols no one wears pads anymore" uhh, I do? My mother is paranoid about that TSS thing and only buys pads
ericavel 0
I'm going to be honest, I don't give a **** about who wars pads vs. who wears tampons. Stop talking about it, nobody cares, k bye.
cxal_fml 0
Uh hello, the only way you can wear a pad is to stick it to your underwear, stupid
elegance4290 0
...awk...waarrrddd...
PhantomxBrave 0
Wow. Well, you should always, and I mean ALWAYS, wear your underwear lol. Especially...when you have your period. Even if you're wearing tights, it's still possible to wear your underwear if you make a little space for it. Must have been embarrassing but I'm sure the party wasn't all filled with neon lights.
LebChickOnFira 0
ppl are retarded..so what she wore tights no big deal. And you never know the reason why she wore a pad instead of tampon maybe she simply ran out anyways who the hell cares ?!? It just sucks you shouldve have thought about that before i guess.
whateverbro 0
tampons are a wonderful thing :)
mannix_fml 0
ewwww. these comments are getting a liiiiittle too personal.