Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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moonsolomon 0
Anything made of really tight jersey does NOT count as pants. End of story. So... YDI for going out of the house with no pants.
Confessor 0
Um, UV light? Isn't it black light? UV light is invisible and gives you cancer...
indian_goddess 0
they're pretty much the same thing i think. they both shine blue, no? i may be wrong.
kewlcat 0
UV light is sun light
LittleMiss1 0
Were you not wearing underwear?
beaniebabe 0
awwww that suckss
sucky_a_m 9
when i think of all the parties i went to at neon themed bowling alleys, clubs, and put put, i'm so glad i wear a cup.
lenar_fml 0
That sucks. you DO NOT deserve it. Also as someone said... leggings = tights in the UK. People who say YDI for wearing tights need to realize this..
lenar_fml 0
oops.. reading it now maybe people in the UK don't call leggings tights? I fail.. That still sucks though. Also if anyone actually cared about it then they suck. **** what other people think of you.
wowfmlife 0
still, leggings do NOT equal tights, anywhere
1234five 0
it's called tampons. why wear a pillow?
Ligerie 0
maybe she ran out and only had pads, or started at the party and her friend had one.
XanimalloverX 0
Well next time try wearing two pairs of undewear or we
XanimalloverX 0
Well next time try wearing some booty shorts or pj shorts (make sure that their made with a thin fabric so you don't get visible bumps) or don't go to a uv/ neon part(whatever it is called) when your on your period. FYL. Better luck next time
angela72 0
That totally blows!!! I'm sorrrry.