Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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Comments (369)
bexox 0
drrnfortune - Thank you for representing the United States *so* well. I mean, really, we should make you an ambassador or something. And yes, that was sarcasm.
lulatanatha 0
why would you go to a neon themed party?? anyway, just use a tampon if you're wearing tights, it's easier
lovely997 0
Pads are gross, why would you want to soak in your own blood?
Paige_Nicole10 0
haha on this on im not sure if its a ydi or a fyl but sooo funny! but seriously people its possible to wear a pad without panties, i've had to manage at a couple of dance competitions where i started on my way there or started there ((it happens because of the stress even if i just got off, and it takes a couple of trys to figure out)) and either everyone else hadn't started yet, or off and all i could find we're pads, oh and you cant wear panties when you perform, just dance tights under your costume. but i don't understand why if you had the option of wearing something else you didnt though. . . . so thats where i get confused about the fyl/ydi
xBlessedxInxSINx 0
Lets not ignore the fact that a neon themed party would kick ass. and btw, Sorry you ended up becoming a glow worm lol.
xoxo_girl 0
Oh geeze how embarressing! FYL indeed
dyingstart 0
I would have played it off as intentional. "yeah, my crotch is glowing. isn't that awesome?" claim you have wicked awesome glowy pants!
CathyCraaazy 8
#217 best comment yet!
Terilyn4500 0
awwww immm soooooo sorryyy... thats super embarrsing 8(
Julietiloveyou 0
I'm sorry. That sounds like a REAL FML. I also understand about not being able to use tampons, or if you just didn't want too. I have a question is it harder for virgins to put tampons in? I'm 13 give me a break, I don't know much and yea I've had my period for two years. :P
Cloudy_fml 0
It is generally hardER but not really THAT hard. It takes some getting used to but you become adjusted.
xOblivion 0
You get used to it, but I'd recommend starting to wear tampons soon so when you have sex for the first time it'll hurt less.
ajf_17 0
this is soemthing that would probably happen to me .. ahahahahhaha ♥