Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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lexiBRo 0
Since you didn't notice it until you stood by the UV light, wouldn't common sense tell you to just avoid the UV lights for the duration of the party?
rachiebpp 0
This reminds me lol- I need to go shopping for some tampons, few days left :(
cheertigers 0
hahahahahaha that's so funny, I'm so sorry. but hey all of you shutup, it's not immature or anything to wear a pad. some people don't like the feel of a tamp, and prefer a pad. stfu
FozzieGirl 0
I love the fact that so many commenters think that periods only happen to teenagers. Perhaps when they get into their 40s they will understand a bit more about heavy flow!
stryder 1
like everyone else said next time where a tampon, son.
luckyducky123 0
You wouldn't see the pad through the tights. When I walk around the house with my spandex shorts and a pad underneath, I can't tell. When you say tights I'm assuming you mean leggings. I'm surprised that a lot of people haven't seen girls walking around with leggings and a longish shirt, but definitely not long enough. (By the way, I'm totally against this fashion. I don't understand why people do it, especially when the shirt is a shirt and not a dress or a short dress) So, my answer isn't based on the fact that you wore a pad and not a tampon, that's your choice and no one can tell you otherwise or the fact that you just wore leggings and a shirt that you decided was just long enough to only wear leggings underneath; its on the fact that your pad was glowing through your tights. FYL
laura_pat 0
#152 finally someone who understands the meaning of tights..i think some of the americans were getting a bit confused as to what exactly tights are......its not the "uk word" for leggings, we call leggings leggings, and we call pantyhose tights..she was only wearing pantyhose so im guessing the wings of the pad were folded around her underwear and you could see them through the tights..but whatever happened, serves her right for not wearing real clothes. so once again TIGHTS ARE NOT LEGGINGS THEYRE 'PANTYHOSE'
laura_pat 0
oops posted twice
artgrrl 0
YDI for wearing anything white underneath something sheer to a neon themed party. you obviously care what people see when they look at you, so you should've thought it through a little more when choosing to wear just tights and not anything else to cover your crotch.
Ligerie 0
I doubt she was wearing pantyhose..... I'm sure she meant the trendy spandex pants that reach mid-leg sold in fashion stores in every mall. in which case-not sheer.
laura_pat 0
I dont think she did..shes from the UK and here when you say tights you just mean plain old sheer tights..those stretchy things with feet attached. I've never heard anyone in the UK refer to leggings as tights so i'm going to assume she was wearing 'pantyhose'.
Ligerie 0
They say that in the states too....but maybe on the tag it said tights, so she refers to them as tights. The products most likely wasn't made in the UK. I refer to mine as tights or leggings interchangeably, and to add to my doubt, if she wasn't worried before the neon lights about her pad exposure, she most likely wasn't wearing anything sheer.
12frisbees 0
Meh, it's really more of a personal preference thing.... I lived in the UK for a few months and heard leggings referred to as a couple different things, tights included.
cactus_fml 0
Uh. Wear underwear next time...? I mean, really. Wear underwear all the time.
indian_goddess 0
how do you manage to wear a pad WITHOUT underwear??
Ligerie 0
I think the wings were showing?
cactus_fml 0
Uh, stick it to the tights? If you're dumb enough not to wear something over your tights maybe you're dumb enough not to wear anything under them. xD Forgot about wings. They annoy the shit out of me. God, I hate pads all together. Still, tights are sheer. If she wasn't wearing anything over her tights you would have been able to see the wings anyways, or undies, or asscrack. THIS FML MAKES LESS AND LESS SENSE. :O Leaning towards YDI.
shanedawsonfan 0
Well if it was a family party it's not that embarrasing