Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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Top comments
AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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Comments (369)
b_radical 0
saw this in a video in youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH54p9o8zqg
alex_vik 1
So what? Unless you weren't wearing anything over your tights, like you should, then this wouldn't be a problem. But if you were one of the dumbasses that think tights are pants, then there's no way you don't deserve this.
bexox 0
She deserves it for her choice in outfit? Oh ok, that really makes sense. She was probably wearing those opaque leggings, and you could see it through her underwear. I guess we should all just wear uniforms like some kind of Fascist country, according to you.
stephsteph90 0
yeah I'm just really confused as to what your outfit looked like for this situation to be possible
cljc 1
why the **** were you not wearing anything over your tights? YDI for that. tampons ftwwwwwwwwww, but obviously some people can't wear 'em.
cramazing 0
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
you_there 0
How can you call this fake? And then you won't back it up with anything? Good job.
bobo_69_ 0
hahahaha thats so sad and i agree wit #60
bumg6186 3
And some women are allergic to tampons so it's not a matter of preference. OP you are also providing a public service by sharing - anyone who reads this will know what will happen. FYL
greenrapsody 0
you were wearing JUST TIGHTS? YDI...wear pants or a skirt?
Traumatised 0
Haha I feel sorry for any squeamish men reading these comments :/
Shoppergirrl95 0
Honestly, people need to grow up. First of all everyone, did she ever say that she's had her period for however long? For pete's sake, she could have just started. I don't blame her for not wanting to worry about using a tampon just yet. Second, i think it's rude that you guys are rating her FML just based on her outfit. Her choice, not yours. And third, I feel really bad for OP. I hope no one saw, even though it's possible that someone did.
Pipity147 0
are you on your period