Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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thatswutshesaid7 0
WOW! Mayb this is y u wear tampons if ur over 14. And how tight were ur pants to b able to c t? And they must hav been white pants cus u wouldn't b able to c in jeans is my guess
wArPeD_fml 0
ok seriously? i am 13 and use tampons. i actually started a little bit before i turned twelve. in the beginning i just had to use light ones and a cup? i never heard of that and tampons can be uncomfortable. if u have a light flow, u can actually feel them sometimes and its creepy.
suchacreep 0
#114: just because you can doesn't mean that everyone does - see vaginismus, for example. Cups are reusable rubber things that you insert to collect the blood, and have the advantage of containing no bleach etc., not to mention it doesn't cause as much dryness as a tampon.
cheerleader1313 0
i know this is so embarassing and im sorry but thats SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH K sorry im done.
leahsmom 0
What I dont understand is why were you wearing just tights out in public? You mean leggings or what? I just have the wierdest image of what you looked like out in public if they were actually tights... I dont think seeing a pad was the biggest shock of the night from you...
onemiletread 0
Maybe she was going to the party and didn't know when she would have a chance to go to the bathroom to change her tampon, so she wore the pad as a backup layer.
cisum21 0
what kinda pants were you wearing i think is the real question ? jeans would show your pad
wowfmlife 0
tights....
kitty67_fml 0
I find it odd that one would be able to see a pad, but not underwear, so I assume you weren't wearing underwear? If so, YDI for wearing something short enough to see your pad through your tights anyway. And to all you ignorant folks, some women/girls choose not to use tampons, and sometimes flow is too light to wear a tampon without feeling discomfort. Yes, you may prefer tampons, but others do not, so don't act as though it's something that's expected. Everyone's different...oh, wait, I guess you all think everyone must be EXACTLY like you in order to be "normal" or "cool". Well, grow up and face reality.
suchacreep 0
I suspect the shiny things were the wings of the pad, it's the only way it makes sense to me. :/
Ridyn 0
damn that sucks! next time cover it with a black cloth =P
whatido25 0
Ha!
mehwhateverr 0
Why would you wear a pad with tights and not a shirt covering it? Wouldn't you be worried people would notice a huge... padding there? Lol. YDI.