Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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JerseyFreshhhx 0
so step away ? & whats wrong with pads ? tampons can get stuck. :p haha.no, youre too old for a pad.
slfcontent4 0
Agreed, tampons can get stuck... I know my girlfriends got stuck once and guess who got to get it out..... 0_o Theres nothing wrong with pads, biut going to a party i would assume would classify a tampon kind of occassion? I dont know though considering i have no experience with either except throwing ketchup tampons at people when i was younger...
_Noon_ 0
@ #79: Now that's what I call an FML.
dearladydisdain 0
tampons are ouchy. pads are gross. menstrual cups are 1,000,000x less ouchy and gross than both of those. you don't realize how bad tampons and pads are until you try a cup.
lexiBRo 0
Tampons don't get stuck. If you were able to get it out for your girlfriend, and no hospital visit was necessary it obviously wasn't stuck, she just didn't try hard enough to take it out.
capricaz 0
OMG who wears pads lol. I stopped wearing them after a year. Get tampons!
caosdth 2
thatll def teach someone to use tampons at a rave, lmao, i love fml, oh and btw, that really totally sucks, i hope no one else saw it, although since it was glowing, i bet at least like 1-5 others saw it, if they are like me, my eyes go towards shiny
canadaturn 0
God, I used tampons right off! No one can tell you're using them, and they're a lot less messy. YDI
vno_fml 1
http://www.tightsarenotpants.com/
OperationNicole_fml 0
The OP can choose to wear pads or a tampon, it isn't any of anyone's business what her preference is. Furthermore, pads aren't thick and wouldn't create bulge in tights unless you're a cheapskate and buy a generic brand.
potatopeeler 0
Pads ARE thick unless you have a nonexistent flow and use the thin ones. One of the main reasons I stopped using pads was because I had to use such thick ones that I was afraid of people noticing them. Plus, they felt like diapers since they were so big.
lexiBRo 0
Although I absolutely hate pads bc I think they are gross and unsanitary, you are wrong, my friend! They do not have to be thick and bulky. My old roommate used these Always Infinity pads that are for regular or heavy flow and are slightly thicker than a pantyliner.
skullbuster 0
Well, I was struck immediately by the question of "what in god's name is a neon themed party". Then I saw you were submitting from the UK and the mystery was abated. Nothing dumbfounds me more about the British than the trends over there - except of course the lack of attention to dental care.
Jordan_McDeere 0
Nothing dumbfounds me more about the *insert wherever you're from here* than their inability to read and understand a simple sentence. Forgive us for not all rushing to the Tom Cruise school of terrifyingly large dental work.
skullbuster 0
@Jordan_McDeere - Don't get your knickers in a twist all the way across the pond, your pad may be exposed at the next neon lights party you go to!!! @mogwae - It's the royal family that throws us for a loop. If their mouths look like a multi-stage oral surgery jamboree, what is it like for the commoners?
Jordan_McDeere 0
@skullbuster ... My knickers are fine, thanks! (and a neon themed party doesn't mean neon lights, alreet?) :) Lots of love xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Who the hell wears tights without anything over them? You would have looked silly anyway, because there would have been a pad bulge in your crotch, and also because you were only wearing tights. Who does that??
spillproof 0
haha that sucks. I was expecting semen stains but this is funny too!
eastmanwolf 0
Why are so many people putting the OP down for wearing a pad? Jesus ******* Christ, get over yourselves. Not everyone in the world has to be exactly like you.
skullbuster 0
If she said the tampon string was glowing she would have had a boatload of pad-lovers pouncing. You can't win here!
fretforyerlatte 0
EXACTLY. this is absolutely a no-win site. some jackass would say "YDI for being a **** & wearing a tampon"
aback 5
It's pretty easy to tuck a tampon string back up into your parts. Try that with a pad. If you succeed, I don't want to hear about it. :(
paperfox_fml 0
Pads don't have strings..?
abcdefghiloveyou 0
LOL that was his point. He won.