Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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xADyingSoulx 0
All this girl needs is glow sticks and extacy.
portablecupid 3
pads suck, lol. dont worry about it though, everyone has an embarrassing period moment sometime in their life. ...except men. *seethe*
kaitlynadele 0
Yeah.....if you were wearing only tights, YDI. Tights are not pants.
wArPeD_fml 0
#126, u suck! not all americans are fat! its totally stereotypical! and if they are fat, its they're life choice. it might not be the best one, but its still they're choice. and i doubt ur the skinniest person you know! how about this. no country "sucks" unless they're environment, economy, and health is crap. Those things arent the best in america, but i'd rather live here, than life with jackasses who say that places suck because of stereotypes like that
skullbuster 0
Embrace the stereotype! Yes, FML, I live in FAT, LAZY, SUCKS-SO-MUCH AMERICA! Does that make you all feel better? I'll stipulate to that in every single post going forward so you can save it next time. In the interest of international relations, why don't you limey bastards do the same and recognize that the sketchy personal hygiene, loose commitment to dental health, and the assbackward trends of England are also a given.
spamme 0
use tampon next time
cattoe7 0
lol that cracked me up
cattoe7 0
oo and to #126 yyea we're all fat? no.. most of my friends are really skinny.. and as the stupid part goes.. you are being ignorant & stereotyping americans therefore you are stupid
diabeticgurl 0
I for one faint when trying to put in a tampon. Some people just can't use them. Not WON'T but CAN'T.
pinky2 0
because its white dipshit