Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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Comments (369)
carlinkid 0
honestly i think its hot that your pad was showing and im sure other people at the party did too.
rell55555 0
ha my day sucked then I read this story thank you
kaitlynivy 0
wow, i can't believe how immature people are, like really.
kikiram 1
Bless your heart... that's terrible!! Totally undeserved and embarrasing!!
sonnyv 0
wow this sucks for youuuu!!!!
HelloShitty_fml 0
I'm so sorry! That is terrible! I went to a black light party, a white bra probably wasn't the best choice. #230 :: using tampons so when you have sex it hurts less, wtf kind of tampons are you using?
portablecupid 3
"#230 :: using tampons so when you have sex it hurts less, wtf kind of tampons are you using?" i lol'd. maybe 230 is the girl that was putting the plastic applicator in along with the tampon.
dorkasaur 0
tampon time!
abeats 0
This is why I waste time on this site. I don't think I've laughed this hard today. Thank you.
_unwritten_xox 0
I don't know why you guys don't look into the text moree. I and my friends wear tights as pants on the odd occation ( or how you spell it =P) and we're not *****. The tights we wear are thick so it's not sleezy and we like wear longshirts over top that cover like just below our crotchs. It's not slutty at all! And btw, neon parties.. That sound fukkin rad =D
BreezyPear 0
I am 16, and I wear pads! Some girls like myself, are unable to wear them, because on us they leak/fall out or are just uncomfortable. There. I settled the argument. Now back to the OP, I have never heard of this happening before, lol your tights must have been really see-through!