Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Jag013
Miss 32 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
Belgium
Taylor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
War drums
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML