Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
failbaby
United States
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
Ariella
Singapore
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Anonymous
Abandoned
Today, I found a baby in a cradle on my doorstep. I was shocked that someone would do this, so I picked it up and uncovered the baby. It was actually a rudimentary stink bomb that went off in my face when I uncovered it. FML
Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
tatortot7707
United States
Bad boy
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Stinkycar
Hobbies
Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML
Jackie Lee
Salisbury, United States
First question: Why?
Today, I went dumpster diving with my partner, looking for random things, and my phone fell into the dumpster. My partner went in there to look for it and couldn't find it, so now I'm phoneless and my phone is somewhere in the dumpster mixed into the trash. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Whoever found you was probably a better parent than the person who left you there.
Imac 3
You all grown up now don’t repeat the cycle
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Imac 3
You all grown up now don’t repeat the cycle
RichardPencil 32
Whoever found you was probably a better parent than the person who left you there.
randybryant799 21
While admit that's awful I don't think getting upset about it now will help. Hopefully you were raised by good people.
sirrubberduckie 37
Yes, well, someone cared enough about you to get you out, and someone cared enough to raise you. As Mark Twain once said, “Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.” Hopefully, you've already eaten your frog.
diraven 15
You can totally use that as an excuse for being lazy on cleaning chores now. "Sure my bedroom is a mess, but I used to live in a dumpster!"
mccuish 25
You must’ve been a prom night dumpster baby
whoaitsamber 20
I was solely called “Lil Bit**” and was put on the street like garbage. Then I got adopted by a family member.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Was it on prom night? That would make you a (sings) Prom Night Dumpster Baby.