Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my workmate about her tattoo. She's been in the office for 4 months and I'd always wondered why she had a red cheese grater tattooed on her arm. So I asked. Turns out it's a lady's shoe. She walked away from me and never talked to me again. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
The ugliest wolf ever...
AFaye3964 17
Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.
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Comments (113)
pharm121 21
I don't rally think this is an FML...it wasn't YOUR tattoo. If anything she should be posting about how he tattoo was insulted by a customer.
vikky538 29
wow...thats must have been awkward..
jayelite 6
Lmfao !! this post is hilarious
Ksweety_fml 27
You can't tell difference between a wolf and a rat?
Lil_Red777 21
Either her tattoo sucks, or you were just confused on how it looked? I have a hummingbird tattoo that is clearly a hummingbird and someone said my dolphin tattoo was cool lol.
cryssycakesx3 23
I have purple leopard print bows/ribbons tattooed on my ankles. I get many compliments on my "butterflies"
Lil_Red777 21
It's interesting though, that they thought dolphins had wings XD
Morning_fml 22
#7, there's an obviously big difference (literally). Idk how there's no difference to you, considering that you can easily tell which is which between the two.
christi_im21 12
The whole time I was reading this I was like it's not a tattoo it's a real rat then wolf thing was let down
clair_brodie 35
I actually was thinking the same thing!
amb0 2
If people think her tattoo looks like a rat, we should probably be expecting to see an FML from her pretty soon...
rambleramble3 11
I was just moderating some FMLs and saw a post from the tattoo persons side.... Woah.
clair_brodie 35
I saw it too which makes me think a) someone saw this post and thought it would be funny to post it b) the same person posted both of them c) *sings its a small world*
dalordetrius 5
I don't suppose you happen to recall what it said? That'd be most enlightening. And I'd know how awful I need to feel for the remark.
Merylwen 24
Why would having a rat tattoo automatically make her an interesting person?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
People who own pets rats are often interesting :) I'm part of a rat fan club group on Facebook and there are some...unique individuals. Lol. But domestic rats are really awesome pets! The problem is people think of them as the same species as wild rats and they're not, they're like dogs to wolves in how different they are from each other.