Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
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VengeanceChicken 12
Perhaps he decided to camp in CoD rather than with you?
arrow007archer 19
cod players hate campers
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VengeanceChicken 12
Perhaps he decided to camp in CoD rather than with you?
pwnman 33
Even though I camp in CoD, I hate people who camp in CoD.
blaw24 1
So you hate yourself? Got it
Soviet_American 29
Perhaps, that was the camping he agreed to do.
dabears1011234 27
Exactly
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Unless it was his idea, I'd not blame him. I mean really, who enjoys camping? Especially in the UK, its probably raining!!!
Hopein2025 14
What is with men and video games?
AllStache 11
#49 Same thing could be said about women loving shopping. It's fun
False_Stupidity 42
So, I got the best of both worlds. I'm a guy and I love to shop as well as play video games.
Kyle1dc 17
I love shopping for video games.
tashb 17
Well, he's full of games isn't he!
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
Next time, go somewhere isolated.
Onyxdragon 9
if that doesnt work, try chopping off his legs
EchoSerenity 15
Or next time hide the game council before leaving or hide the cords or controllers.
shudson186 17
34 you monster...
domolovesyoshi 33
console, sorry.
OPIAF 5
Ahh peasantry... PCMR
arrow007archer 19
well that escalated quickly
EchoSerenity 15
Thanks 44. 43 I am evil ^-^ But it gets shit done!
Khorlik 6
Ok 50, the ******* keyboard and mouse then
23lf 16
No! Do not attempt to hide the grand council of video games! Any man would find it.
arrow007archer 19
cod players hate campers
youngbloodfob 4
Except of it's a mission of cod ^^
Aquaman911 18
10th Prestige I believe ;)
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure he got a veterans discount for all the camping equipment
johbstonjacob 8
i remember that fml!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
the struggle is real
ktmla 14
Close enough to walk home and sleeping on a roll out bed? I'm not sure it was camping in the first place..
shay_serendipity 29
The whole point of camping is roughing it and getting away from home for awhile, OP. If you could walk home, it's safe to say you aren't exactly AWAY.
False_Stupidity 42
If you live in a heavily forested area, you can still be "roughing it" and be within hiking distance of home.
Derek_Carlson 4
He probably went 26-0 so don't kill his vibe
laughmaster 9
Hey, he could've been cheating on you though, atleast it's only cod
EchoSerenity 15
Like being replaced by a video game is much better I suppose?
emeraldmaz 9
That really, really sounds like an addiction problem.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
I agree, I'm addicted to GTA 5, but I would NEVER leave my wife during a camping trip to go play it. That's just ******* ridiculous and rude, in my opinion.
EchoSerenity 15
72 deserves a beer for that one, at least there are some good men still out there.