Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my workmate about her tattoo. She's been in the office for 4 months and I'd always wondered why she had a red cheese grater tattooed on her arm. So I asked. Turns out it's a lady's shoe. She walked away from me and never talked to me again. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
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gracehi 33
The ugliest wolf ever...
AFaye3964 17
Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.
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Comments (113)
JustFingGreat 8
i would have Awkwardly stay quiet 0-0
nitrog100 21
You see, that's where you save face by saying, provided you weren't wearing glasses, that you have pretty terrible eyesight.
1DisGR8 32
Haha I just moderated an FML that said someone mistook their wolf tattoo as a rat tattoo
IvyOswin 17
It's the difference between Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin!
miss_amphetamine 24
I woulda been like, "damn my bad! I'm sorry, it just looks badass and I've been staring at it thinking about how cool it looks." I do this kinda shit all the time lol
elenaunlucky 10
did u compliment her after she cut your hair or before?
dalordetrius 5
I did it afterwards.
Bragi 12
Don't complain OP, you're not the one going through life with a wolverat tattoo. FHL.
ninjachild 8
I don't get it tbh
fthishipster 4
I got super excited at first because I have a big rat tattoo on my thigh... That's too bad for her, though!
KaylaTackett 18
Whoever gave her the tattoo must not be very good if you thought a wolf was a rat.