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Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Today, I sold an item on eBay and received $8.36 after fees. It cost me $1.39 for a satchel and $9.70 postage. It cost me $2.73 to give someone my item. FML
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
kmt926 0
Well... An A is an A either way, right?
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Comments (135)
vbmg152 19
Lol!!
11jaydajanssen11 0
Lol
hateevryone 15
You must be so proud.
Pandacupcakelove 26
True, me too. But I don't think we should judge OP without knowing her story. Maybe She's been through some stuff and had other things on her mind, maybe she has got learning dificulties, we don't know. I'm not at all saying you did anything wrong by writing this comment, just consider that there may be more to the story...
BritLass 15
Don't be too down! There are loads of things in school you get graded for and you'll never even use them in the real world! So cheer up bud and enjoy life :)
granolabutt8 7
I'm totally with this girl! An A+ on eBay is basically a gold star for your online business. More people will be inclined to buy from you, making you more money! On the other hand, people in the real world don't give two ***** that you got an A+ in music theory or oceanography. You think that's gonna help you get a job? If you take them all the way and get a master's degree, maybe. But it sounds to me like you're pretty well off if you're practicing good business ethics.
sidviciousmum 3
It's a great feeling hey !!!!
iwadasn 33
And whose fault is that? If you want to get good grades, just work harder instead of complaining about it online.
Steffi 26
Not everyone can get an A+ by "just working hard".
MoreLemonP1edge 3
The highest you can get in school is an A, not sure if there is an F+ i think once you get to F you just suck at life and its a fail. It goes A A- B+ B B- C+ C C- D+ D D- F+ F
MoreLemonP1edge 3
So I hope it's the first time you received an A+
Xly_fml 5
...that's not how things work at all.