Anonymous
Adelaide, Australia
Rated
Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Viscerion
Adelaide, Australia
I am business
Today, I sold an item on eBay and received $8.36 after fees. It cost me $1.39 for a satchel and $9.70 postage. It cost me $2.73 to give someone my item. FML
facepalm
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
okaydisarray
Dayton, United States
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
dany
Lancaster, United States
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
cheatingapparently
Occam's razor
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
LonelyStudent
Chicago, United States
Keep it down!
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Max
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
darianvilla
College Park, United States
Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML
ARGHHHH
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
kmt926 0
Well... An A is an A either way, right?
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Nerdfightersrule 11
So, I'm going to be making a ton of comments.
Nerdfightersrule 11
So that I can get the badge
jagsville 8
Keep this up and you'll end up banned from FML and the badges you've already earned would be worthless. Not that they are worth anything if you don't get banned. Lol
Nerdfightersrule 11
For the 100 comments.
jagsville 8
I guess if you will be commenting stupid crap like this then I'll be thumbing you down 100 times. Enjoy the hate fest.
br0ccoli 15
Pshh, it's been long known that the A students end up working under the manager B students who work for the big boss C students. I mean, you are a business owner, right?
chone23 0
Bribe your teacher maybe you'll get an A+
DiscoRanger 0
This isn't a porno.
chilldude69 8
Lowered expectations. *in a singing tone*
Genoc123 5
Not good for you take up drinking
xoconnie 8
y do u look constipated in ur pic..... LMAO LMAO LMAO dude seriously change that.
XxblueglazexX 0
I'm bored ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
molliepop19 5
Perhaps you should get off your butt then and do something productive.
courtz94 24
It's a start?
BaconBoy75 2
Study harder, my little underachiever. ;-)