Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Top comments
dathan 14
You're such a bitch. You don't even trust your boyfriend when he's tying to save your best friend's life. No srsly that sucks.
jamza 10
Sneeze... Then tell him your allergic to bullshit
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Comments (107)
garrett8614 2
Hey, you never know. Maybe he's a hero.
KiddNYC1O 22
Best friend my ass. Lame-ass backstabber. Ok, one ass too many... Arrghhh
doglover100 29
I'm sorry. They suck.
tinyangel1923 3
Huh. Sounds legit.
grixisjj 2
ur boy freind cheated on u with ur bf sucks lol
Llamacod 11
no what sucks is your spelling (friend- you remember don't you: i before e except in...) and your shit ass grammar and piss poor text language
hannahbear99 8
That must suckkkk :(
kalbrek009 20
I'm sure that had you walked in a few minutes later (to them having sex), he'd have given you the "I tripped & my junk fell in her quim & had to giver her mouth to mouth too because I knocked the air out of her when I fell" bs...best to be rid of 2 idiots for the price of 1.
Glassmaster 0
I'm using that one.
hannahbear99 8
Wow..that'll make you a "cool" kid
ambear26 14
That'll for sure work.
AdrianIsCute 2
Typical douchebags nowadays. And for your "best friend", typical ******. But seriously that's a hoe move
CrimsonSkyy 6
Haven't you heard?? That's the only way to reverse the allergy effect... Sorry op sounds like he's just a tad bit of a liar.