Today, my dad is a drill sergeant, which is bad enough, but my boyfriend wants to meet him and my mom. This cannot go well, all the jokes and comedy movies say this cannot go well at all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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Thaylok 17
If BF knows the details and still wants to meet the parents, then he sees you as a serious relationship. In that case, most fathers will be supportive of you and your relationship. Ask yourself, do you want this to be a serious relationship? If not, then let BF know he is just a toy and meeting the parents is off limits. That way he can have the option to work with you or find a serious relationship that he obviously wants. (words from a father of a 22YO daughter)
RichardPencil 32
Bring him over to watch "Meet The Parents." Your dad can't be more menacing than Robert DeNiro.
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RichardPencil 32
Bring him over to watch "Meet The Parents." Your dad can't be more menacing than Robert DeNiro.
Thaylok 17
If BF knows the details and still wants to meet the parents, then he sees you as a serious relationship. In that case, most fathers will be supportive of you and your relationship. Ask yourself, do you want this to be a serious relationship? If not, then let BF know he is just a toy and meeting the parents is off limits. That way he can have the option to work with you or find a serious relationship that he obviously wants. (words from a father of a 22YO daughter)
Pink_Turnips 14
As a soldier, i wish your bf the best of luck and please have the camera ready... this is viral worthy material