Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Saltime 0
They want to join in! ...Don't let them.
CountJugular 3
Your parents are awesome
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Comments (222)
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Kill it with fire!
thatonedame 6
And you have yet to stop ******* with your parents around? Seriously, if your that stupid, you shouldn't be ******* in the first place. Get dressed and go put your helmet back on before you get any more brain damaged.
physicist48 0
You don't learn.
jobsman99 0
Wonder if they will keep their clothes on when they barge in next time? Kind of gives a different meaning to " double date".
allenhouse3320 0
Dude y don't you have sex somewhere else like your parents car it will teach them a lesson.........or just put your rubber on there seat
Norrec86 7
Stop having sex in your patents house
nach0Libre 0
do the same thing to the haha
je_suis_fml 11
not the same since it's their house. emphasis placed on "their"...
Badboy6 5
Haha it would be awkward. If they have sex and tumble into your room and continue to do so lol
RenzoBaller 0
maybe it's time to move out?
Zomg_Okay 27
Do doors not have locks in Texas..?