Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Saltime 0
They want to join in! ...Don't let them.
CountJugular 3
Your parents are awesome
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Comments (222)
pottymouthpanda 0
her house? :)
USMCSNIPER209 0
I'd go to your house
imaninja1 9
^^Win!
jakeshade11 8
Hungry or something? Subways cheap these days
leadman1989 16
1. Lock the door. Or better yet 2. Move out.
Neut 13
atleast they weren't totally naked
vannessa_hearts 5
I just gagged at the thought…
ImmaB3AST 7
You should start picking places where your parents aren't gonna come barging in. Like in a car... Or her house.
pvtpilot 0
I could only wish my parents were that cool!!!
omgthatsosuppera 4
Maybe they wanted to get "involved", but that'd be kinda gross
mpclaw 3
Get a motel cheapskate.
deddicatted21 0
Thats tha shit . Wulda told them to gtf out
perdix 31
It sounds funny, but the message is: there's only one couple that should be having sex under this roof. If you don't have your own place, you are too young, poor and/or cheap to be having sex. And if you insist on having sex in your parents' house, have the decency to do it while they are not there -- jeez!
Taylo12237 5
How are you too poor to have sex ;0
PsychicToaster 0
Or maybe the OP just thought his parents MIGHT have learned a bit of respect for their child. Parents who don't allow their kid to have sex when they're old enough smother their young adult
justanotherhuman 21
Parents are really only obligated to *accept* their children and the ensuing shenanigans until their kids become adults. Pretty sure any remote form of real-world respect parents can give to their children comes from said children learning to behave like a grown-up... like having consideration for the comfort and sensibilities of those beyond themselves, orrrr a basic understanding of the property rights of others. Primarily, grasping and staying within the parameters of *already established* rules and regulations on said property. Gonna have to /shudder go with Perdix on this one; their money, their house... their rules. OP really revealed all we need to know within context by stating that it was the second time this had occurred.
cetlawizard 15
When you can't afford to buy birth control I would assume...lol
Blue87 4
Gross