cantgetup
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
PRAISE THE LORD!
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
aninc
Boise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
fineididntwantkidsanyway
Adelaide, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML
ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
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Doortje 30
Gospel it is then!
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.
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Comments (235)
mismonroe 0
Can I get a hallelujah?
mismonroe 0
#9- Damn you for beating me to it!
AlunKey 0
Too slow!
rogerover 19
AMEN!!
shannybannyy123 4
am I the only one who thought if that commercial can I get a hot tub ? x)
Breelove10 0
lmao!! ^^ love it :D
hahayourface_ 3
lol I totally thought of that
ciarafox9 9
play getto gospel! :D
docscientist 10
You can't get more Ghetto than getto.
Sprklss 0
lol
ciarafox9 9
ghetto gospel is what I meant*
zombieekillah93 0
haha getto now thats ghetto
maxxsupremus92 0
Oh God! oh my God! *climax* praise the lord!!! LMFAO
broccoli2 0
oh heavenly father, spread your love in me. fill me with your strength...!
Darklord6980 5
epic.
mrszombie 0
LMAO WIN!!!!
FMLsOhilarious 6
Lmfao. Epic win!
grollo22 0
technically flyleaf and skillet are christian bands (at least they started out that way) play "I'm alive" and see if that doesn't get the job done
nerdchic 5
they still call themselves Christian bands..
mintcar 10
Guess it's time for you to familiarize yourself with Hillsong United. Amazing Christian band, but I don't know how I feel about listening to "At The Cross" while being ******. Oh, or play Switchfoot or The Almost? FYL.
sp33do 0
the devil wears prada is a Christian band too
ieatcats 0
underoath 2
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
Yes 52, yes it is.
CateXOX 0
A lot of bands are just made of Christians but are not necessarily Christian bands.
JenL_fml 7
^win
CateXOX 0
Well technically a Christian band is a band that promotes Christianity through their music. Many bands' members are Christian but they don't have a religious message in their music.
Sinkhole 26
Well, if all the members of the band are Christian, doesn't that technically make it a Christian band? I think pendatik was talking about the difference between Christian bands and Christian music, and he was obviously joking about it.
Mistery510 6
I don't see the FML in this I do see the WIN though!
sunnysurfchick 0
I wonder what underlying issues have caused that? she sounds like she might have a bit of baggage
JenL_fml 7
I don't know why, but as a Christian myself, I find this terribly awkward...
rebekahah 7
same!
texaschick82 0
me too
lovelaughing101 1
I agree! I don't really want to be thinking about Jesus when I'm having sex...
fatcow282 8
Ya agreed its a conplicated senario
blackvyper 8
Better keep a good Gospel CD around then!
JenL_fml 7
^nice one... xD