cantgetup
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
PRAISE THE LORD!
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
aninc
Boise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML
Deweyboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
fineididntwantkidsanyway
Adelaide, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML
ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Gospel it is then!
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.
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Comments (235)
BIGshooter 2
oh god.
numberswoman 14
Oh God!
xilen007 3
WTF???
livybug 0
you guys should totally do it at church. :) it most likely the ultimate turn on for her.
NirvashType0Spec 7
thats messed up
James1324 0
WTF man ur getting some just shut up and don't complain...,
julian24245 0
The power of Christ compels you!
BlinkandRHCP 7
The first thing that I thought of was the movie, "The Exorcism", and that freaky girl...
steelman513 0
it's a sign from god
Shimmykitties 0
That's effed...religion makes me so uncomfortable >_>