cantgetup
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
PRAISE THE LORD!
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Doortje 30
Gospel it is then!
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.
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Comments (235)
JoeMan13 0
that girl better be fine as can be if ur gonna do her with gospal music.
ShelbyyCakess 0
get her some headphones.
Mr_Darkside 5
i dont see any problem with this FML. If you love her you should just be okay with it.
justthinkaboutit 2
Are you kidding me? Does anyone else see a problem with his girlfriend having premarital sex to Gospel music?
Sinkhole 26
She is not the only one having premarital sex to Gospel music, justthinkaboutit, OP is clearly having it too, that's how he found out about his girlfriend's preferences. But, I guess that for you, it is only a problem when she does it, and not when he does. As pendatik said, it doesn't affect you, or anyone else for that matter, so, why should we be judgemental about it?
aFMLfann4life 0
oh, that's not creepy at all!
varkey 7
wtf, your girlfriend is a freak... and i'm pretty sure this is medically impossible, i mean i'm sure she can physically climax without listening to gospel, so maybe she's just being strange? FYL
Sinkhole 26
The thing is that, ****** is not only a physical sexual response. According to experts, for both arousal and ******, emotional factors are more important than sensory input from the genitals. That is why many women fake orgasms, because even though they get the physical stimulation, they are not emotionally up for it.
XoxoUrGrlXoxo 0
hahaha. lol sounds like something I can see happening to this girl in my class, Brooke Spradling.
Kadaver 1
Lucky! :o
kiketag 0
church girls are the freakiest
Consequences 0
get her some headphones.