Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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SimpleDreams 3
Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!
alexistheboss365 0
Oooo did u say thank you?
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Comments (130)
LilyZombie 8
Boyfriend buys mine for me. Let him suffer, so I can have one less thing to be peeved about. And that guy should know better than to antagonize someone on their period. you should have given him some PMS hell!
longshot72 1
I get tired of girls using this as an excuse to gripe at people and throw a fit. At some point in your life have some self control!!!
2ndSucks 15
You try to deal with cramps that hurt like hell for a week straight plus headaches and raging hormones. Then MAYBE you can tell us to have some self control, buddy.
longshot72 1
I'm just saying it doesn't give you any right to be angry at other people. no disrespect to women, I just think its immature to take your problems out on others
hysterical 1
Well, it's not as if we can control our mood swings and such. We're not "taking out our anger" on other people. We're just more easily provoked into various moods. Can't control it. I find myself crying over the dumbest things or getting angry more quickly... I can't help it. I mean, the mood swings might be unreasonable, but they ARE caused by something, so it's not as if we're just randomly feeling angry and picking fights with people... There's still a cause to the mood. It just takes less to provoke it. And that's why I have to agree that "going PMS-mode" is kind of ridiculous--PMS isn't something that can be switched on and off.
Daralea 21
Though some people seem to be perpetually PMSing, the girls are right, longshot. It is like telling a depressed person to be happy or an angry person to not have a temper. Our moods are shaped by our hormones and its changes and it isn't something that can be controlled. We're going to be angry, we're going to easily irritated, we're going to randomly burst into tears because the pepperoni in the pizza isn't arranged and distributed properly (yes, that happened). That being said, though we have no control over our emotions, we are still responsible for our actions.
alexchiltonLC 7
I'm a girl and I don't get pms, cramps or any of that crap... Just me?
afulks78 11
Haha !
perdix 31
"Say hi to Aunt Flo for me!"
Spazz420 7
lmao that's funny
iloveHU15 6
he probably buys them for his girlfriend.
RuCheezBurger 10
Sir can you tell me what type you suggest. Thanks and have a nice week.
kei1108 13
... He's an idiot. FYL.
hibrid 0
Menstruation is gross... :-x
zebrasarecool99 0
WTF does that have to do with the post
EmmyBabe_fml 0
128: Everything??
TalkinSmack 6
Baahahahaa!! Well said :)
perdix 31
#93. You're right, but without it, the human race will come to a quick end.
terrask 11
Yeah omg how dare he make a joke ABOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY NORMAL AND HEALTHY FOR A GIRL. Get over it, you're a girl and blood will be coming out of your genitals for the next few decades. The guy probably though you looked very cute and had to say something but you put him off so much he couldn't think straight. geez...
hibrid 0
No, it's really gross.
knighthawk69 0
Hi