Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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SimpleDreams 3
Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!
alexistheboss365 0
Oooo did u say thank you?
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Comments (130)
idontknowyou123 0
He was just being polite. If he said it with a troll face then what a douche.
draven844 1
That's pretty hysterical actually.
bigAC 6
at least he used proper English and ended his sentence with a *period* OOOOHHH YEEAHHHH
HideouslyHuman 10
Sorry,I was under the impression he used an EXCLAMATION MARK! But your comment was still pretty funny.
Darklord53 0
Menstral cycle jokes aren't funny...period
Anai08 17
XD That was just a silly comment 17. Had to give it a thumbs up.
ussr 1
Wow how stupid!
Wheredidgrungego 12
And that's why I'm a guy :D
slushpup9696 12
You say that like you had the choice to decide your gender and after thinking, decided you didn't want to have cashiers say, "Have a nice... week."
crazychick1269 7
87, maybe he's referring to the sarcasm part?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Sex change?
Daralea 21
He wished and he wished until one beautiful spring morning little Johnny finally grew a penis.
mejiiaa 0
Hahahaha I would of laughed
TrollololSlayer 3
^shut up.
strife1313 4
Agreed ^
freeturnedslave 6
lol.. u teach english??
lisaw375 0
I think that was RUDE of HIM!!
somerandomdude19 2
I think it was polite...
yankfan89 27
He was not being rude that is actually pretty polite
ieatunicorn4fun 7
He's trollin
NEEPLES 7
You should see the looks I get when I buy tampons. I'm a guy.
jayyw5 3
You stick them up your nose don't you.
HideouslyHuman 10
An ingredient for his Wonka Candy,Absorbs the bad flavor..and Oompa loompa blood...
HideouslyHuman 10
Uhm..Double posted..I'm cool enough to edit it out before getting trolled.
Taylo12237 5
...ew :/ thanks for that image
HideouslyHuman 10
...Looks at commencers picture.That is willy Wonka...Looks at my comment. So where did I go wrong? :-(
NEEPLES 7
^^^ cuz that's disgusting.
HideouslyHuman 10
Well,He puts random stuff in his candy anyway... And with the Oompa loompa thing,I wasn't implying them as being used BY them,I was aiming more toward their blood being in the candy,because they are worked like slaves you know. I thought it was pretty unacceptable to put metal watches and shoes in candy myself...
kewlaidman10 15
Lol that was very thoughtful of him