Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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SimpleDreams 3
Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!
alexistheboss365 0
Oooo did u say thank you?
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alexistheboss365 0
Oooo did u say thank you?
yoimtrollin 24
I'm sure she did
alexistheboss365 0
She.....Better have.....-sadistic trollface for no reason-
DrDilllonReese 12
You have to at least thank him for his wittiness.
enonymous 9
Why do I never get this when I buy my manpons. I always find the jerks
brunogtz 4
I don't see why this is a FML he was just being nice
southerngrl 0
I don't get it
Sexyhotanna 8
you should have said: oh are you on your's too?
FrostHeart 36
She should have slapped him and said, don't tamper with the tampons!"
X_Codes 11
Of course she didn't... she's buying tampons! :trollface:
knighthawk69 0
Hey guys
fmlsaves 0
Op, don't let things like that bring u down; Just go with the flow ;)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP you should have said "Oh they're not for me, they are for your mom. And they actually aren't for a period, they are fir her to stick up her nose after I f*** her. I don't want to blow her mind completely out of her head. Also, they will last us much longer than a week."
flagg1888 3
Manpons!!! My new favorite word!
vikkigirlliee 3
I just banged a hott guy I met on justhookup.gu.ma
Brice28_fml 10
Sounds like a fun week to me! Enjoy it!!
LiyIa_fml 8
I would have stood outside the window store for hours staring at him....
FreshlyCut 0
Can some explain this fml to me. Im naturally challenged.
FrecklestheClare 6
She was buying tampons for her period. Periods last a week. The end!
FreshlyCut 0
Thanks for the information
cloudiarose 5
Are you retarded??? Most girls have their period for a week and the cashier usually says "have a nice day..." but since he saw that she was buying tampons, he said have a nice WEEK. DUH.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Omg 118 you're so smart, sign my ****!
jake1632 9
Shouldve taken off your shirt and been like, "come at me bro!"
Yetifoot 0
Then he would see her boobs
nalia18 8
Hmm... I woulda came back at the end of the week with wicked hair, super baggy cloths, no makeup, and a depreesed look on my face, go get something to buy, go to his lane (gotta make sure no one else hears this part) and whisper ;in full detail; about how crappy ofa week you had and full discription of the cramps and bloating... Just to freak him out a little.... Or woulda just said thanks....
allenye818 2
I love buying tampons from male cashiers. You can sometimes see the panic in their face.
MrPedoBear_fml 4
Mmmm you have yourself a nice day(:
rawrspriinkleme0 0
Generally, the amount of time that a girl is on her period is a week or so.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
ew
megan61295 1
Haha nice play on words
djgomezzi9331 0
Which play on words?
hbbs93 6
I think he was just trying to break the ice considering the situation. He was probably embarrassed. Don't think he was trying to be a dick.
TabacoLover 3
LOL
k9luver13 0
Well that was nice of him
13FTW 9
At least he wasn't bloody rude about it. I'm sure he says that periodically anyway. Not that I'm stalking your name or anything but, I would marry you based off the fact you have a "13" in it.
k9luver13 0
I wasnt being sarcastic and I'm 16.......
TXjuggalo972 6
Your name woman,not your age
13FTW 9
When did I say you being sarcastic? I'm never sarcastic, ever. I take everything I say in complete and utter seriousness. I'm slightly offended now. Go get some trident layers from enonymous' candy van.
DrDilllonReese 12
I'm a regular customer at the candy van!
k9luver13 0
Wow no need to get all sassy little boy
13FTW 9
You too?! I thought I was the only one. It's legit ya know?
DrDilllonReese 12
Ooooooooh, it is going down! She just called you little AND sassy!
13FTW 9
Marriage is OFF.
k9luver13 0
It was never on!
DrDilllonReese 12
Oh man... The truth is coming out, and these are some LOW blows to 13FTW! I feel your pain man.
k9luver13 0
Don't feel for him. He started all this
13FTW 9
As long as someone can help me through this hard time, I'll be fine. I guess now is a bad time to admit I cheated on her... 13 times. :D
DrDilllonReese 12
I don't, I have to remain impartial and call out when people get "told." keep the verbal abuse coming people!
k9luver13 0
Wow y'all suck some dick
13FTW 9
There's a blow at Dr.DillonReese! What will he say back to such a nasty comment?!
DrDilllonReese 12
Damn, looks like I suck too. Always blame the therapist....
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Everybody just calm your ****.
DrDilllonReese 12
64- I don't believe that its a serious argument. At least I was never told it was, because I've been having fun the whole time
k9luver13 0
This is an a and b conversation so c your way out
MissBunnyWillEat 11
67: Dear dumbass, It's called sarcasm. Also, it was a reference to one of my old comments. As anyone that has seen me lurking around would know. Many apologies for mindfucking you, MissBunny
k9luver13 0
Wow y'all make me lol, out loud(:
13FTW 9
64, I don't have **** in which to calm. This argument is anything but serious..
MissBunnyWillEat 11
68: Why don't you "c" your way to the private messaging option? Rather than filling up the comments section with irrelevant shit.
DrDilllonReese 12
Ahhh yes. Sarcasm. Seeing as I don't know the way you approach things, I wouldn't know whether or not you are a sarcastic person. I don't creep on you or your comments... Don't flatter yourself.
k9luver13 0
Dude just leave.
13FTW 9
You know 69, it's frowned upon to argue with the therapist. He's only here to help my marriage issues. And watch your ******* language!!! There's children around!
k9luver13 0
Amen 13FTW
omgcookeys 15
71, they make you laugh out loud, out loud?
DrDilllonReese 12
Damn it. That bunny chick got our happy, fun Jerry Springer moment deleted.
k9luver13 0
Yeah haven't you ever seen the office? It's a quote from there. Duh!!
13FTW 9
Damn bunnies. The only good ones in this world are playboy. It was fun while it last sir Reese. Tune in to "Dr. Reese" next week for why trident layers is the best!
k9luver13 0
Y'all are too funny
DrDilllonReese 12
I wonder what happened to 13FTW...
13FTW 9
I was thinking of the proper way to ask k9luver13 to take me back...
DrDilllonReese 12
It's not impossible, just ask nicely with some trident layers from the candy van
13FTW 9
Maybe with a little help from enonymous' priest she'd forgive me?
DrDilllonReese 12
Lets not involve enonymous. I cant see him or his priest helping.
13FTW 9
Then I guess I'm hopeless. Too bad, we were doing so well too. What went wrong?!
DrDilllonReese 12
So much... So so much...
13FTW 9
Oh.. The last thing I remember is you being "mind ******" by that bunny thing.
DrDilllonReese 12
Best **** of my life...
mikede420 0
Nice pic
k9luver13 0
Aw baby I forgive you
mikede420 0
Nice pic
DrDilllonReese 12
I'm the best doctor ever...
k9luver13 0
Yes you are. You helped rebuild our relationship
13FTW 9
Holy balls, they got removed again! Alan, why do you hate us?):
k9luver13 0
It's because he's jealous of our love
13FTW 9
I knew you'd come back!
k9luver13 0
You knew I would ;)
BaconDave 12
That cashier has an amazing sense of humor. If only more people in this world had that sense of humor.
13FTW 9
Dave, no. You were not part of the history of this fantastic conversation. Therefore you are being shunned. SHUUUUUNNNNN
k9luver13 0
Dave go away. Me and hooters are trying to embrace each other
13FTW 9
Where'd DrDilllonReese go?
k9luver13 0
He died
DrDilllonReese 12
Dude, I never die.
k9luver13 0
Well how was I suppose to know??!
DrDilllonReese 12
Because I'm a doctor
k9luver13 0
Oh reeeeally?
NinaTatianna 9
Nice....yeah.... if only we all could have guy cashiers make it super weird for us while buying tampons.... how nice.
DrDilllonReese 12
Totally a doctor. That hot doctor ;)
k9luver13 0
You sure are one hot doctor ;p hahaha I hope 13FTW doesn't see this
illmatic2 16
Reading this shit makes me want to punch myself in the face. Don't you guys know how to use the PM system?
Sirin_fml 47
Listen, guys, the comments section isn't really a big chat room. Add each other on MSN or something and have a big orgy there instead. This shit is kind of weird. And unnatural. Like turning up at a comedy club only to find Dane Cook on stage.
DrDilllonReese 12
We would have preferred Alan. He's the god of this land.
Sirin_fml 47
Alan is a little kitten compared to me. Don't test me. He sleeps half the day, tears up my couch, and vomits hairballs all over my keyboard. It's his revenge after I had him neutered.
TXjuggalo972 6
Lol sirin I thought you had just removed mine
13FTW 9
Damn, I thought Alan was funny hahah, sorry sirin! Wont happen again.
MagicallyFat 12
Spelt Siri wrong
DrDilllonReese 12
Damn, sirin just proved me wrong. I'm sorry sirin I love you
SimpleDreams 3
Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!
diceplaya 12
I see what you tried to do there...
TXjuggalo972 6
That was pretty... Weak
KiddNYC1O 22
Douchebagish, 12.
13FTW 9
Is "douchebagish" a word?
DrDilllonReese 12
No. But I would guess that it is an adjective meaning of or relating to a douche bag.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh my. Douchebag-ish*? Forgive me, lord...
13FTW 9
He doesn't forgive you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Thanks, champ.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I thought god forgave everybody ;)
Strafeh 9
What's a juggalo???
cloudiarose 5
Well you just used it.. soo obviously it is a word haha.. its makes sense in context haha
scenebarbie123 0
Wtf 182?
faithxoxox 1
Which god are we referring to, exactly? Because most of them are pretty vicious.
marpay 11
182- a crazy ICP fan who dresses like the band.
Darklord53 0
A male prostitute
daysleeper666 1
182- What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead, but hes like nobody you've ever met before.
Llama_Face89 34
God hates ICP
mejiiaa 0
LOL !
roseXthorns 8
Same thing happens to me all the time. We must go to the same store, huh?
blazinhot 0
No.
X030X 0
Reaper Grell sutcliff you have failed.
Cheeriiios 4
Have a nice.....year!
Lanceeden 12
Have a nice time in 9 months!
Sierz 0
I just would have laughed ;) but then again, PMSing, I would have bitch slapped him... Still not an FML though but funny c:
immablondie 0
well that's not that bad.. it could have been worse
rawrkittyrawr 6
Yea he could of said have a nice... MONTH
j_cat187 20
Yea you could have had bought Vagisil and he would of been like "So that's why my store smells like shit". His comment was not that douchey.
huppypuppy 3
LOL! poor u!
LifeOnBlast19 9
What's the matter? Would you have wanted him to say "have a nice flow" instead?
slushpup9696 12
Woah, a reference to a vintage FML? Damn.
freddyisepic 2
All these ****** jokes are getting old. Period.
DrewsFML 8
You should pull some strings and get that bloody tool removed. From his job, that is.
ThorneCrossed 9
In that sentence, the word 'flow' has a very negative connotation
Skittlepickle 13
Exactly why I hate buying tampons with male cashiers. Once I went and the man asked if I wanted then for "here or to go" :|
mspeacock 6
Roflmao
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Would u like fries with that? Haha sorry I couldn't help myself
rebekahah 7
Comedy like that is just so beautiful. :')